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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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