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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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