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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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