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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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