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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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