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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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