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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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