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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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