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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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