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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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