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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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