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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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