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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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