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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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