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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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