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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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