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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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