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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Buddy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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