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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Teddy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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