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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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