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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Weasley eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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