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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Roxy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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