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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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