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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Loki eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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