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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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