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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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