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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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