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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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