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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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