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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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