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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Simba eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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