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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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