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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Lola eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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