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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Akira eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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