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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Worf eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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