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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rex eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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