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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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