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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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