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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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