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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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