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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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