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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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