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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Thor eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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