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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dexter eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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