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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Snort eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.