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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Jenkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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