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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Simba eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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