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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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