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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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