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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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