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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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